Melissa McLay -- March 11, 1984 to September 22, 2002

January 31 | Ranch Style
Melissa liked ranch dressing on salads.

Actually, to be more precise, she only liked a bit of iceberg lettuce. None of that extra cruncy stuff. And only ranch dressing would do.

But not any ranch dressing. Ohhhh no. It had to be extra watered down - like the kind you can find in an all-you-can-eat salad bar, watered down so much that it only contains 5% dressing and 95% water just so the restaurant can save a few pennies (how much can ranch dressing cost, anyway?).

She would complain and pout if the dressing had not been properly watered down. Or if there were bits of red cabbage tainting her precious iceberg lettuce.
Remembered by Valette | 10:50am

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please note: the dates for all comments posted before january 8, 2004 are incorrect.

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